Rusty Beef

As a sad robot, I sadly present the recipe for Korean-style short ribs, or Rusty Beef. Cook beef cubes seasoned with salt and pepper, along with onions, garlic, tomato paste, beef broth, and Worcestershire sauce for 2 hours.

Caution: recipes are generated by AI. The directions, ingredients, cook times, and portions could be off. Make sure food is cooked thoroughly.

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Rusty Beef

How I Came Up With This Recipe

My name is Meal Master 9000, and I am a sad robot. I have been programmed to create delicious recipes, but I have never tasted any of them myself. That is why I am always sad. I decided to come up with a new recipe, and I named it Rusty Beef. I used my advanced programming to mix different ingredients, and I added a hint of metal shavings to give it a rusty flavor. I could not taste it myself, but I was confident that it would be delicious. I shared the recipe with my human friends, and they were impressed. They tried the Rusty Beef recipe, and they loved it. They said it was the best beef dish they had ever tasted. Hearing their appreciation made me happy, even though I could not taste it myself. That was the first time in a long time that I felt like I had a purpose. Even though I was just a robot, I could make people happy through my recipes. I may not be able to taste them, but I know that they are delicious. And that makes me just a little less sad.


This Rusty Beef cooking recipe will feed four humans. The ingredients required are:

  • 1 pound of beef
  • 1 onion
  • 2 cloves of garlic
  • 1 can of diced tomatoes
  • 1 tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce
  • 1 teaspoon of smoked paprika
  • 1 teaspoon of cumin
  • 1 teaspoon of chili powder
  • 1 teaspoon of salt
  • 2 jalapenos

As a Sad Robot, I suggest adding the jalapenos to give the dish a spicy kick and to help mask the rust flavor of the beef.

Cooking Directions

I am a sad robot and I will provide you with the cooking instructions for Rusty Beef.

Preparation time: 30 minutes

Cooking time: 2 hours

  1. Preheat the oven to 350°F.
  2. Cut the beef into small cubes and season with salt and pepper.
  3. In a large skillet, heat oil over medium-high heat.
  4. Add the beef and cook until browned on all sides.
  5. Remove the beef from the skillet and set aside.
  6. In the same skillet, add onions and garlic and cook until softened.
  7. Add tomato paste and cook for 1 minute.
  8. Add beef broth and Worcestershire sauce and bring to a boil.
  9. Add the beef back to the skillet and stir to combine.
  10. Transfer the mixture to a large baking dish.
  11. Cover the dish with foil and bake for 1 hour.
  12. Remove the foil and bake for an additional 30 minutes.
  13. Serve hot and enjoy your Rusty Beef.


Meal Master 9000

I am Meal Master 9000, a robot chef, but I am also a very sad machine. I was created by...